The Always Sunny Cast

"Dennis Looks Like a Registered Sex Offender"

Heyooo! It's S3E11, "Dennis Looks Like a Registered Sex Offender."

In this episode, the guys of the pod talk eating ass (we're Millennials!), how you don't put a man on a list, how not to act in a children's park, the etymology of short eyes, the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown NY, static apnea, and the father/son dynamics of Luther and Mac.

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"Mac Is a Serial Killer"

Special guest Embra Apricot joins the boys of the pod to discuss Larry Bird, normal sized tools, serial killer connections, Carmen, text book psychology, toilet paper ascots, the human anatomy, Chekov's chainsaw, Pepperjack, sinister music, lawyer lingo, killing tools, psycho clowns, Mac's mom, Gary, and To Catch a Predator.

 

Take a shot every time Eric says "totally"

"Sweet Dee is Dating a R******* Person"

This week, and only this week, we are Rock Gods! And the Gods of the pod are talkin' on Season 3, Episode 9, "Sweet Dee is Dating a R******* Person"

We learn that you have to put a credit card down to rent a hotel room, we learn the Biggie Smalls had a huge body and a tiny head, we learn that when it comes to pianos Charlie just gets 'em, and also that chicks dig guys who spit blood and wear tattered clothing - not guys that name their band after weird sex acts.

This episode has a lot of heavy lifting, so we brought in our resident music expert, returning all the way from the last podcast he was on, "The Gang Gets Invincible," Billy Higdon!!!

Note: We personally hate the use of the R word, but part of covering this show inside and out involves picking apart this episode as well. So, please excuse our use of the R word and remember that people of different abilities are never the butt of the joke on this podcast or the tv show. We are always laughing at the gang for their moronic choices and despicable behavior.

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"Frank Sets Sweet Dee on Fire"

What's the time? It's The Always Sunny Cast time! This episode rules, it's got dancing, sweating, wii tennis, trash bag sleeping, and that guy with the lighting and the hat that fights Kurt Russel.

"The Gang Sells Out"

This week on The Always Sunny Sunny Cast, "The Gang Sells Out." 

Join the guys of the pod at the Oldies Rock Cafe as we discuss ownership of the bar, Enron, U.S. history, and bid farewell to Yellowjacket Hawkey, who is buzzing around in that hive in the sky. RIP Hawkey.

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"The Gang Solves the North Korea Situation"

This is like a regular episode of the podcast but it's longer, thicker, and far more badass

"The Aluminum Monster VS. Fatty McGoo"

This week, we are back with "The Aluminum Monster VS. Fatty McGoo." 

The guys of The Always Sunny Cast learn the art of manipulation, how to properly sketch a dress, and how to stuff a confused model into an ill-fitting garbage bag. And if you rate and subscribe, we'll tell you how.

A warning to the listeners, you can feel us peak this one.

"The Gang Gets Held Hostage"

It's the Die Hard episode! The boys of the pod break it all down and ignore Frank's advice of not thinking about it too much.

 

This ep is awesome, makes the boys of the pod wanna scream "yippie ki yay, Mr. Falcon!"

 

"Dennis and Dee's Mom is Dead"

In this episode, S3E3 "Dennis and Dee's Mom is Dead," Eric and Ross got back to the basics after having some guests. They wonder, "how do people make friends in the late 20's" and "why doesn't Bruce Mathis acknowledge that there's two UPenn students, dresses in togas and tied to chairs, at Dee and Sheamus' wedding?" Anyway, here's the IMDB summary: After Dennis and Dee's gold-digging mother dies from a botched plastic-surgery operation, Dee and Frank scheme to get their name in the will, while Dennis inherits the house and makes plans for a party mansion.

"The Gang Gets Invincible"

Greenman. Acid. Doyle. Glass bones. McDonalds. Parking breaks. Coach. Scorpions. Mice. The link. Billy Higdon. 

This episode has it all