The Always Sunny Cast

”A Very Sunny Christmas”

Happy Holidays, everyone!

Grab yourself a local train schedule and get ready to go on a journey only to find out that Christmas is just a bunch of bullshit; Your dad stole all your presents and that your mom gets boned by a series of never ending Santa Clauses.

In this extra long episode of the Always Sunny Cast you'll learn about OmniBot, what it's like to be in a rut, Sergio Giorgini handbags, a scumbag named Eugene, that you can't make modifications to a Countach (it's peeerfect), Mike Schmidt (but you already knew), Frank Reynolds can be a dick of a father, chekhov's reverse miracle snow canon, and racist singing raisins!

Hope you enjoy, and we'll see you all in the new year!

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”The Always Sunny Cast Goes To Dave & Busters” Bonus Episode

The Always Sunny Cast does The Doughboys. We here at The Cast love The Doughboys podcast and we got this dumb idea to do our own podcast in their style in a one off episode about Dave & Busters. 

 

Look, there isn't much talk about Always Sunny here (although there is a little bit), this was just something we wanted to try out until we come back with the Christmas episode.

 

We had fun doing it and hope you have fun listening.

 

"The Gang Reignites the Rivalry"

The ban has been lifted, you are allowed once again to listen to the podcast.

It's the season finale and we are discussing idiots, savages, snortskis, skinny jeans, Boston accents, paint parties, chugging dick, cheese foot, Gordan Wood, manic laughs, Dee's skills, lack of respect, and Artie Sloan's tied up shirt sleeves.

 

Hey look how loose our jeans are 

"Mac and Charlie Write a Movie"

Heyoooo!!! We're back with another banger, the incredibly quotable "Mac and Charlie Write a Movie."

I mean, we're talking, you know, graphic scenes of Dolph Lundgren, potatoes in pockets, greasy sausage fingers freezing up phones, anal, vaginal, the Shyamalan film catalog, how depressing Slumdog Millionaire was...

All the hits. All the big ones. All the good ones.
And then we talk touch-screen phones again.
We talk actors down on their luck.
Then we go back to talking about roles on the movie set. Talk movie-preview voice actors. Back to the Dee covered in blood, full penetration.
Dennis' monologue, penetration, Mac and Charlie's writing process, full
penetration, Frank being a good agent, penetration.
And this goes on and on and back and forth for 180 or so minutes... until the episode just sort of ends.

 

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"The D.E.N.N.I.S. System"

If you're reading this, you must be here for the scraps and boy do we have a monster episode for your magnum ears. Many of you have been waiting for this one for quite a while, so check it out and enjoy.

In this episode the guys of the pod talk about Susan B. Anthony, bugs knowing CPR, making reservations, how to deal with Black Widow spiders, slinking out into the night, and we likes turtles.

 

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"Mac and Dennis Break Up"

Heyooo, The Always Sunny Cast is in the house!!!

We're back to talk S5E9 "Mac and Dennis Break Up" cause that's what we do... that's what we do.

 

You can expect us to talk about a long lost episode recording about the movie Predator, Calico cat genetics, plastic on couches, spinsters and thornbacks, cigarettes > fruit, and the rest of the episode of course.

 

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"Paddy's Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens"

Are your podcasts about too much murder?

Try listening to The Always Sunny Cast! 

 

Topics discussed within this episode: tiny pins, The Lawyer, nudie pens, Brenda, shots of tequila, infomercials, jumping off points, Dicktowel.com, steak outs, stolen ideas, Frank not getting it,  contract eating, a whole sleeve of cookies, Mac doing comedy, and Patty's thong, dude, Patty's thong!  

 

THE ALWAYS SUNNY CAST! GET BLASTED IN THE EARS!

"The Gang Wrestles for the Troops"

Master of metal Will Morris joins the boys to help discuss such topics as the legitimacy of wrestling, silken hair, desert roses, desert grapes, eating trash, pageantry, the lifestyle of a bird, Da Maniac, autographs, hulk-a-mania, 30 bucks weekdays 50 bucks weekends, Ben the soldier, chestnuts, and pockets full of sand.

 

Our listeners, our listeners, da Always Sunny Cast loves ya  

"The World Series Defense"

Dear Podcast Listeners, 

We feel like we can call you podcast listeners because you and us are so alike. We'd like to meet you all one day, it would be great to have a catch. We know we can't throw as fast as you folks but we think you'd be impressed with our speed. We love your hair, you run fast. Did you guys have a good relationship with your father? Us neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. We know you have not been getting our instagram stories because we know you would write back if you did. We hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. We are sure our relationship would be a real homerun!

 

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"The Waitress Is Getting Married"

Long over due guest Anthony from @sturnzigaming (our improv teammate on Firefly), joins the episode to tackle weddings, hornets, online dating, switching shirts in the rest room, cobb salads, philanthropists, the Sherlock Holmes look, blocking traffic, ghouls, big ol fat sticks in the mud, magnets, and jelly beans (raw).

 

Grab your favorite checkered hat and pipe, this is a fun one!